Tuesday, October 20, 2015

The Requiem for a Cloud

Last week , the monsoon – the South West monsoon to be precise - went away.  It disappeared silently, without notice or a whimper, retreating on its tippy toes and leaving behind mornings that have been a charming change from the pattern of the last two months.  Only a couple of weeks earlier, the monsoon had hammered the city into submission one macabre evening, drowning the muffled cries of its ill-prepared denizens, stacking traffic back to oblivion and soaking up the earth (in places where there still existed soil).  It had given notice at that time, dark, lumbering, ominous notice, a brooding face of proclivity, a caustic grin in the clouded sillouette of intent.  I had then been driving and, looking up at the black sky, had stepped on the accelerator, but to little avail for, like others, the car took its share of the battering.  A sixty kilometres away, a bare twenty four hours later, the pounding breached the lake by the farm, and soaked our land, sending its wildlife scurrying to higher ground and providing the perfect storm for the cacophony of frog-sound to commence, a chorus that continued in happy unison through the night. 
This was its swansong for 2015.

The first day of clear sky was magical, for the air breathed clarity, lightness, vision and had a spring in its step.  In the following days, the mornings have had a touch, a faint kiss, of mist.  I can see it condensed on the windows of cars parked outside, can breathe it in the air and feel it clouding the vision of the skyscraper being built far away.  Thankfully, far away.  The air has the feel of winter, but from experience we know that winter, too – like the skyscraper - is far away, and it will only get warmer in the days to come. 
Yet, this is not autumn, for that is typically British weather.  We don’t have anything like it and I am grateful.  The autumn we have read of in English books – books of James Herriot, Dolye and Dickens, books with charming weather interludes, long drives, the moors and the dales and monsters and murders – is an autumn of falling leaves, shorter days, uncertainity and foreboding.  We are happy to be exempt: why have an autumn, when, as here, we can have a post-monsoon season, a cheery, warm couple of months of happiness as the oranges come in to the markets and the seat on the balcony under the morning sun begs to be taken. 

The birds seem to feel the change as well, for there is greater energy in their morning perambulations – I saw the coucal today fly in a downward arc from tree to tree and its flight was the grace of pronounced joy.  Some of the perennial flowers have begun to blossom, months after I had expected them to.  They reach for the warmth gratefully – gratitude for nothing out of the way.  It is a quality that we have long forgotten and that is why I love flowers, dogs and my tea cup.  There are no expectations and each moment is welcome and bliss.  Each is happy to be happy. 

And, therein, lies the learning from each moment spent with our never-swerving companion, Nature. 



Friday, October 2, 2015

A Confession From Volkswagon

...and VW's statement in the confession box said just this:

The Press have always loved to call my brand ‘iconic’
And every car I have thrown up has been positively chic
I am known for my Beetle, my younger boy’s a Jetta
But what I have been up to, you’d never ever betta

Those misanthropes from EPA, their rules are Yankee dum
And to measure my emissions, they stuck a pipe up my ….
My software held the breath in, bloated the intestine
And, instead of the explosion, they recorded a whine.

As the market share graph was on a firm upward loop
The Japs were shouting ‘Tasukete’, Ford was in a soup,
Some goddam smart alec (a Jap for sure) with a fish bone to pick
Did some data crunching (Achtung!) and figured out my trick.

I have chopped a few heads off, led by Winterkorn
Whose “I didn’t know” was as fake as a Nano’s tooting horn
I will make amends, I promised, to indomitable Herr Merkel
No vehicle emissions in future, we will stick to the cycle.