An Ode to the Weevil

 The weevil, an insect that looks quite odd
With elongated snout & an abdomen broad
See one in your rice?
Say hello, be nice
Or a zillion pals will arrive on his nod.
 
Make small talk, ask of his kin, be civil
If Putin were in your rice, now THAT would be evil
Take his profile pic
Then crush him with a brick
If you simply can't or won't, then,….er, weevil.